"MOON MAN wanes and waxes! PHILLIP becomes grossed out!" [Inflicts Spooked on Phillip]
"MOON MAN gives PHILLIP a CD of his INDIE METAL BAND! PHILLIP is unimpressed. MOON MAN becomes INSULTED and challenges PHILLIP to a BATTLE OF THE BANDS! PHILLIP punches MOON MAN because that's a fucking stupid idea. MOON MAN takes 40 damage." [Removes 40HP from Moon Man]
"PHILLIP devours MOON MAN because everyone knows the moon is made of cheese." [Phillip recovers all, removes 100% of Moon Man's HP]
"'TWENTY FOUR HOURS REMAIN' rasps MOON MAN! MOON MAN boogies like there's no tomorrow!"
"MOON MAN pulls down its pants and MOONS PHILLIP! PHILLIP becomes TRAUMATIZED!" [Inflicts Spooked on Phillip]
"EVERYONE becomes SPEEDY for no reason!" [Inflicts Speedy on Moon Man and the party]
"MOON MAN sticks its hands in the craters on its face! Ewww!!"
"PHILLIP gives MOON MAN a stern look! MOON MAN'S head rattles menacingly!"
"Out of MOON MAN'S pores spill fountains of BLOOD! Woopie! It's a Christmas miracle!" [Gain 5 Bigger Blood, Gain 5 Bag of Blood]
"MOON MAN slowly drifts into orbit! PHILLIP waves and gives a tearful goodbye!" [Moon Man flees]
"MOON MAN 1 wanes and waxes! PHILLIP becomes grossed out!" [Inflicts Spooked on Phillip]
"MOON MAN 2 gives PHILLIP a CD of his INDIE METAL BAND! PHILLIP is unimpressed. MOON MAN 2 becomes INSULTED and challenges PHILLIP to a BATTLE OF THE BANDS! PHILLIP punches MOON MAN 2 because that's a fucking stupid idea. MOON MAN 2 takes 40 damage." [Removes 40HP from a Moon Man]
"PHILLIP devours MOON MAN 2 because everyone knows the moon is made of cheese." [Phillip recovers all, removes 100% of HP from a Moon Man]
"'TWENTY FOUR HOURS REMAIN' rasps MOON MAN 1! MOON MAN 2 boogies like there's no tomorrow!"
"MOON MAN 1 pulls down its pants and MOONS PHILLIP! MOON MAN 2 laughs hellishly! PHILLIP becomes TRAUMATIZED!" [Inflicts Spooked on Phillip]
"EVERYONE becomes SPEEDY for no reason!" [Inflicts Speedy on both Moon Men and on the party]
"MOON MAN 1 sticks its hands in the craters on MOON MAN 2's face! Ewww!! MOON MAN 1 pulls out a bazooka from one of the crators and shoots at the party! KA POW!!" [Removes 100HP from the party]
"PHILLIP gives MOON MAN 2 a stern look! MOON MAN 2'S head rattles menacingly!"
"Out of MOON MAN 1'S pores spill fountains of BLOOD! Woopie! It's a Christmas miracle!" [Gain 5 Bigger Blood and 5 Bag of Blood]
"MOON MAN 1 slowly drifts into orbit! PHILLIP waves and gives a tearful goodbye!" [One of the Moon Men flees]
